Sunday, January 18, 2015

I just realized I never made a blog post about the weirdest night of my life aka the time I met my celebrity crush and saw 2 dead bodies

This happened such a long time ago and I never made a post about it! Oh my god, this has to be one of my most favorite memories ever.

It had to be about 7 months ago at least. Way back when I was realllly obsessed with supernatural, but starting to loose interest. I really liked this actor, Osric Chau. He's 29 but mostly plays highschoolers. Me and Clara were starting to get into witchy stuff and we did a love spell, she did it on the boy she liked, and I did it on Osric Chau. We were both like, nahh, there is no way this is gonna work.

A week later I'm on facebook and there's a post from Osric Chau's page saying that he's going to this really small show in burbank to support his friend's band, and he would love if more people came. I FREAKED OUT and called clara and I was so happy because never in a million years did I think I was going to meet this guy! I don't my parents and I instantly came down from such a high to a very low low low because they told me they had signed me up to be the photographer at their friend's benefit and I was like NOOOOO I hate taking photos noooooooooo no and I cried and cried and cried until they agreed to let me go to the show as long as I went to the first part of the benefit.

Clara's brother picked me up in this fucking car that only had 2 SEATS so I had to sit on Clara's lap as we were driving like a million miles an hour and I was freaking out and her brother just kept saying "Can you please try to look like 1 person". I really thought I was going to die. But I didn't and we made it to the show!

It was at this suuuuuper weird/cool place. There were chinese lanterns and the inside was kinda like a maze with all of these different aestetics mashed together. It was kinda like spiritual-indie meets scary carnival meets the late 80's. Veerry cool. The opening set was pretty good. We went out to this little garden place that was part of the venue and I saw the guy!! THE guy!! Osric Chau! I was like Oh! MY! GOD! But I didn't approach him then, I waited until it was about to be the next set and he was buying ppl drinks. He offered to buy everyone a cocktail and that's when it became apparent to me that maybe, hey, 15 year olds aren't supposed to be in this establishment because it's 21 and older and it was a total miracle that we were not carded. Like FOR REAL A MIRACLE.

I got a water and introduced myself and it totally was like I had left my body and floated to heaven because I was really, in love with this guy. Really. Like big ol' celebrity crush IN LOVE. And I totally stayed cool and confident when I introduced myself. I'm really proud.

So the band was pretty good. I can't remember what it was called but the main guy was dressed up like a tiger and there was an old hippie woman and they invited their lawyer to play a set and it was just a cool group of people. We went outside to talk to this girl we met who was from sweden but came to LA to act and I started talking to the owner  who was wearing this shirt that had the denny's logo but instead of saying denny's it said dahmers' and I was like wooooahhhhh is that for jefffery dahmer and he was like yeah! I directed and started in a movie about him!

We talked about Jefferey Dahmer for like 8 years and he told me that he actually went to the real apartment and but his head up against the door and he could feel things. SO creepy. Then he was telling me about how he used to be a mortician and actually lived above the mourge and oh, just by the way, he has 2 preserved bodies here, would we like to see them.

WELL GUESS WHAT I SAW 2 DEAD BODIES IN ONE NIGHT. The first one, was just like, a skeleton. Very small, no big deal. BUT THE SECOND ONE WAS A VERY VERY WELL PRESERVED DEAD CLOWN WHICH IS ABOUT AT CREEPY AS IT GETS. It was such a weird experience. I felt very cold inside but also very alive. I hope that doesn't sound cheesy when I read it back.

There were also a lot of very creepy very cool things at this place. Like a preserved two headed baby and a haunted painting and a shrine that you could make a wish on with a personal item that would come true. I didn't have a personal item though, so I didn't make a wish :'-( And I was leaving the wise hippie woman was smoking a ciggarette and asked me if she could stroke my hair. It was very nice. Oh, I got a picture with Osric Chau but I looked totally gross in it. I was really glad I got to meet him because after that I got over my celebrity crush. I got over supernatural too, which is REALLy for the best.

That was a very long read but oh my gosh. I am never going to forget the time I snuck into a 21+ venue saw my celebrity crush 2 dead bodies talked about Jeffrey Dhamer and got my hair stroked by a hippie woman. My favorite night. 

Sunday, December 14, 2014

I had 4 consecutive orgasms and I wrote a short story

Okay so I might delete this post later but I just HAD to say that like- it was so intense my eyes were welled up with tears afterwards. Is this TMI? Probably. The time before finals is always wild.

This was the MOST INSANE week of my life. I mean like school was totally stressing me out, and it was probably the worst (mon-fri) week of my life.

But this weekend I wrote a 3,800 short story I'm not even finished with and I also saw Josh from Drake and Josh walking down the street and IDK...I feel closer to a higher power now than ever.

I don't even know how I did it. I had never even had 2 consecutive before but...wowowowoowowwwWOWW WOW!!!! W O W 

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

I fucked up part 4: "The sequel"

Whoo hoo part four! This will be short-
One of Clark's friends messaged me on facebook saying something like

"Hey, this is weird because we've never met before, but I'm a friend of Clark's. He used to talk about you a lot, but he just told me to never mention you again. So I was wondering- What the heck did he do?"

I explained the situation and how I felt really, really violated etc, etc, etc....and he said he would talk to Clark and see if he could get anymore info out of him. And Clark just told him the same think he told me, that it was supposed to be just a prank on Maddie and that he put my name in by accident. Only I KNOW that's not what happened because he was doing it to BOTH Maddie and I. How could he have accidentally believed he was pranking one person while accidentally leaking the personal info of another? What a freak.

Whatever. There is no way I am ever talking to that creep again. 

I fucked up part 3: The finale

Didn't think this post would get a part 3!!?!!? You were wronG!

Only this time IT WASNT ME WHO FUCKED UP!!!

Last night I got a weird call, and I thought it was this weird french guy who calls me sometimes. But I started getting multiple calls from different numbers and weird texts and it was strange. I answered the phone and some guy said my name is a really breathy voice and I hung up. I just put my phone on silent and left it in the other room.

Then I got a text saying "Hey there, you probably know this by now but some moron put all your private information up online. Sorry :-/"

I texted back and I was like "Hi, I'm really scared, can you please tell me who posted my stuff and where?"

They sent me a link to a fucking 4chan thread. I didn't even know people still use 4chan. The thread was really long and it started with a screen cap of a conversation that me and Clark were having.

Basically it was people responding to the thread of what Clark should say to me and this other girl named Maddie he was texting at the same time. Most of the responses were sexual, which I didn't catch on when he was sending them to me because I just thought he was joking around. The advice people were giving him was like

"Let her text you first. Don't reply without waiting first. Manipulate the hell out of her. You're in charge."

There were more screenshots of our conversations, some photos, and I started to feel so, so, so, stupid for trusting this guy. But how was I supposed to know>???

At one point someone pointed out that Clark was "Too much of a f*ggot to censor the girl's numbers" so then post of the responses changed to "Calling girls and telling them OP is a f*ggot".

I texted Clark and was like "Um...strange question...did you post my personal information online?"

And he was like "Yeah but I'm so so so sorry I was trying to play a prank on my friends Maddie and your names are similar sorry"

SMH that is the weakest defense ever!! What the hell cuzz, you think i'm buyin that shit?

I got more phone calls, maybe 15 or 20, from these disgusting 4chan MRA dude bros and stupidly enough Clark kept adding on to the thread. His last post was "Thanks for all the attention f*ggots, I finally got one of my threads to the top of 4chan." Then he texted me, "I feel really shitty." So I said "Please loose my number. Have a nice life."

Okay I was tired at the time and I realize that it's lose, not loose, but I'm sure he got my point. He took the thread down- i checked this morning.

Bad news: I feel completely violated and I just want to go and hide in a cave

Good news: I totally don't care about boys anymore! Why should I? They're gross and I hate them! I don't care about Jack, I don't care about Clark. I'm never giving my phone number away again!!!! THE ENDD!!!!

Sunday, October 19, 2014

I fucked up part. 2



So I...deleted "Jack"'s number and I really think that's for the best. This way if he ever wants to talk to me he can but I won't be texting him (just cuz I can) and then not get a response. Then I deactivaed my facebook which was totally innevitable even withought the recent events just because it was becomeing really distracting. And it was going to drive me crazy just like having those awkward messages I sent just laying out  :(((((((((( ew I am disgusted with myself


I really hope things work out with Clark. I really do like him and I very much regret not kissing him. So I texted him that and he said, 'It's okay, there's always next time :)" which makes me hopeful. I hope Jack doesn't do anything like go up to him and say "Oh, maisie told me that you told her what I said" but i don't think that's going to happen.

But while I'm writing stuff out I'd just like to say I am really bummed because my Sims game glitched out and wouldn't let me play any of my towns so I had to delete all my families, and one of them I had spent nearly 3 months working on, it was on like the 3rd generation and I had designed my entire house and spent a really long time on it. I really miss my stupid sims and I don't feel like making new ones (But I probably will, eventually). 


I FUCKED uP!!!!!!




Okay heere is my boy problem!!!

I liked this boy!! Let's say his name was....ugh what's a boy name.....Jack!!! I don't like that name. Whatever!

Jack was funny and we had similar opinions and he texted me everyday which I liked a lot!!!!!!! We went out 3 times, it was totally platonic, and then things got a little akward towards the last time so he stopped texting me at all and our conversations were very short everytime I texted him and I was so so so so sad!!!!!!!!!!!!! What did I do wrong?!??!?!?!?!???/ I didn't know! but I got over it!!!!

Then I started talking to another guy...named.....Clark. Oh god that name is even worse. Okay so I met Clark on tinder and he was really nice and we went to the movies today! And it just so happened that he and Jack go to the same stupid school! And it's a small school so everyone knows eachother! So Clark asked Jack about me and this is what he said

"Maisie....yeah...I had a thing for her a while ago but not anymore. She takes bad photos but she's hot in real life." 

UGH GIJ????

I said to clark "No way"
and he was like "yeah"
and I was like "Seriously?"
And he was like "Yeah"
and I was like "No way."

I wasn't really mad about the photo thing, even though a month earlier Jack had said I take really good photos. I was just mad that he HAD liked me and I HAD liked him back and nothing ever happened and GOD DARN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why!>!>

Well anyways the rest of the date was good and he showed me his car and we laid in the back seat for a bit and then my mom came to pick me up and he tried to kiss me but i got nervious andn ii iiii hugged him instead and nnnn ooo hgod

OH GOD! HWHAT IS THE HECK WRONG WITH ME????? WHY CANT I EVER TELL WBEN THIGNS ARE HAPPENING WHY CANT I JUST BE SMOOTH THTHTHTTH IT$HI$@IIO++++++++__ IT was not  A good day for MAISIe!!!!!!!!!


AND THEN I MADE IT WORSE CUZ I MESSAGED JACK ON FACEBOOK AND ASKED HIM ABOUT IT WHY OH WHY

Me: Jack!!!
Me: !!!!!!!!
Me: Clark told me what you said!!!
Me: Don't get mad at him though!!!!!!
Jack: Wait
Jack: That I said what
Me: That you liked me briefly???
Jack: Oh, well I said that we hung out a lot if that's what he meant
Me: Oh okay! That makes sense!
Jack: Haha how are you?
Me: I'm really good, how about you?
Jack: I'm great
Me: That's really good! How's standup?
Jack: (No response)


WELL THAT WAS MY FUCKING DAY GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Friday, October 10, 2014

sum thoughts

i tried liquid eyeliner for the first time yesrterday- i can tell it will change my life

i want to go through all 501 of my tinder matches but wow that would take a long time and i don't really want to talk to slimyyyyy tinder boysss

greys anatomy is so good

i have no plans this weekend besides getting my dirvers permitt

tthhteeee end